June 23, 2002

Scholarly work

We used to be like this, discussing things like what color a watermelon is before you cut it open, how to peel a banana, how to find a lost person in a grocery store, chicken or egg, and just how many monkeys it takes to equal The Bard.

But leave it to NASA to try to figure out what happens when you pop a water balloon in space. I can't believe my taxes paid for this research, and I didn't get to do any of it.