More Bible stuff
But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth (Col. 3:8). Instead, use the handy Biblical Curse Generator.
And if the Bible was too slow and dry, try the illustrated LEGO Bible (including the naughty bits).
For techies, there's always the Biblical Linux distribution, and for kids, Huggy Jesus.