February 06, 2003
February 07, 2003
There's writing, and then there's bad writing. The very worst is showcased in this fine contest.
For a special kind of fiction, namely Romance novels, and more specifically, the bodice-ripper variety, there is the Purple Prose Parody Contest.
And the very best part about Romance novels: their heros. If you ever wanted to be like Fabio (except for the getting hit on the face by a goose part), here's how.