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There's the Iraqi version, and there's the Not for kids version.
There's the Iraqi version, and there's the Not for kids version.
There's writing, and then there's bad writing. The very worst is showcased in this fine contest.
For a special kind of fiction, namely Romance novels, and more specifically, the bodice-ripper variety, there is the Purple Prose Parody Contest.
And the very best part about Romance novels: their heros. If you ever wanted to be like Fabio (except for the getting hit on the face by a goose part), here's how.