February 07, 2003

On Writing

There's writing, and then there's bad writing. The very worst is showcased in this fine contest.

For a special kind of fiction, namely Romance novels, and more specifically, the bodice-ripper variety, there is the Purple Prose Parody Contest.

And the very best part about Romance novels: their heros. If you ever wanted to be like Fabio (except for the getting hit on the face by a goose part), here's how.