September 26, 2003

Meat

If you ever wondered why people are getting fatter, wonder no more!

Not content with a burger and fries, they have cheeseburger-fries, to go with their, uh, cheeseburger and fries, I guess.

And when a stuffed Turkey, or Duck, or Chicken isn't quite enough, how about stuffing a duck with a stuffed chicken, and then stuffing it all into a Turkey? I give you, the turducken. I wonder if they can do that in tofu, although I am loath to eat any food that starts with "turd".

But sometimes, you just need a really, really, big burger.

Then again, there are those who use meat, not as a tool of evil, but to bring us all together.