March 10, 2005
Abstinence
Remember girls, it's cool to wait. A testimonial:
"OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"
(Also for the boys)
Of course, not all virgins truly abstain. You could do stuff and still be a technical virgin.