March 10, 2005


Remember girls, it's cool to wait. A testimonial:

"OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"

(Also for the boys)

Of course, not all virgins truly abstain. You could do stuff and still be a technical virgin.

[Not for kids]