August 25, 2008

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Wife Swap featured Alicia Guastaferro as a spoiled 15-year-old beauty pageant model.

Fifteen-year-old Victoria's life's goal is to "drop out of school to be on Girls Gone Wild, and to have my baby", as she explained on Maury.

Li'l J is so gangsta she has a MySpace page.

Thank God for little girls, because they can explain Star Wars.